Every Sperm Is Sacred Monty Python Lyrics: There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists There are Hindus, and Mormons, and then There are those that follow Mohammed but I've never been one of them. I'm a Roman Catholic And have been since before I were born And the one thing they say about Catholics is They'll take you as soon as you're warm You don't have to be a six footer You don't have to have a great brain You don't have to have any clothes on You're a Catholic the moment Dad came Because Every sperm is sacred Every sperm is great If a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate Every sperm is sacred Every sperm is great If a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate Let the heathen spill theirs On the dusty ground God shall make them pay For each sperm that can't be found Every sperm is wanted Every sperm is good Every sperm is needed In your neighborhood Hindu, Taoist...