Every Sperm Is Sacred

Monty Python

Lyrics:

There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists

There are Hindus, and Mormons, and then

There are those that follow Mohammed but

I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic

And have been since before I were born

And the one thing they say about Catholics is

They'll take you as soon as you're warm

You don't have to be a six footer

You don't have to have a great brain

You don't have to have any clothes on

You're a Catholic the moment Dad came

Because

Every sperm is sacred

Every sperm is great

If a sperm is wasted

God gets quite irate

Every sperm is sacred

Every sperm is great

If a sperm is wasted

God gets quite irate

Let the heathen spill theirs

On the dusty ground

God shall make them pay

For each sperm that can't be found

Every sperm is wanted

Every sperm is good

Every sperm is needed

In your neighborhood

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon

Spill theirs just anywhere

But God loves those who treat their

Semen with more care

Every sperm is sacred

Every sperm is great

If a sperm is wasted

God gets quite irate

Every sperm is sacred

Every sperm is good

Every sperm is needed

In your neighborhood

Every sperm is useful

Every sperm is fine

God needs everybody's

Mine, and mine, and mine

Let the pagans spill theirs

O'er mountain, hill and plain

God shall strike them down for

Each sperm that's spilt in vain

Every sperm is sacred

Every sperm is good

Every sperm is needed

In your neighborhood

Every sperm is sacred

Every sperm is great

If a sperm is wasted

God gets quite irate

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Letra:

Hay judíos en el mundo, hay budistas.

Hay hindúes, y mormones, y luego

Hay quienes siguen a Mohammed pero

Nunca he sido uno de ellos.

Soy católico romano

Y lo he sido desde antes de que yo naciera.

Y lo único que dicen de los católicos es

Que te llevarán tan pronto como estés caliente

No tienes que ser un seis pies

No tienes que tener un gran cerebro.

No tienes que tener nada de ropa

Eres católico en el momento en que llegó papá.

Porque

Cada esperma es sagrado

Cada esperma es genial

Si se desperdicia un esperma

Dios se pone muy furioso

Cada esperma es sagrado

Cada esperma es genial

Si se desperdicia un esperma

Dios se pone muy furioso

Que los paganos derramen los suyos.

En el suelo polvoriento

Dios les hará pagar

Para cada esperma que no se puede encontrar

Cada esperma es querido

Cada esperma es bueno

Cada esperma es necesario

En tu vecindario

Hindú, taoísta, mormón

Derraman el suyo en cualquier lugar.

Pero Dios ama a los que tratan a sus

Semen con más cuidado.

Cada esperma es sagrado

Cada esperma es genial

Si se desperdicia un esperma

Dios se pone muy furioso

Cada esperma es sagrado

Cada esperma es bueno

Cada esperma es necesario

En tu vecindario

Cada esperma es útil

Cada esperma está bien

Dios necesita de todos

Mío, y mío, y mío.

Que los paganos derramen lo suyo.

Por la montaña, la colina y la llanura

Dios los derribará por

Cada esperma que se derrama en vano

Cada esperma es sagrado

Cada esperma es bueno

Cada esperma es necesario

En tu vecindario

Cada esperma es sagrado

Cada esperma es genial

Si se desperdicia un esperma

Dios se pone muy furioso

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