Pirate Metal Drinking Crew Alestorm Lyrics: This is the tale, of a world gone wrong A history without a song The threads of meaning lost to me We're blind to what we cannot see Aeons ago when the ancients ruled Otyg and Lumsk, celebrating yule But then the damn pirates came along and said YO HO HO - You're fucking dead! Now your world's crashing down Only one can survive It's time you woke up And realized We are the pirate metal drinking crew, We think you're dumb and we hate you too We are the pirate metal drinking crew, We don't give a fuck, we think you all suck We are the pirate metal drinking crew, We think you're dumb and we hate you too We are the pirate metal drinking crew, We don't give a fuck, we think you all suck FUCK YOU Sailing the seas of the distant past We're on a quest to kick your ass With cannonfire and battlecry Your mighty legacy will die The blood of Blackbe...