Mr. Tinkertrain Ozzy Osbourne Lyrics: Would you like some sweeties little girl? Come a little closer I'm gonna show you a brand new world tonight I've got a palace full of fantasy Ready made just for you and me Once you're there I'm gonna take you for a ride I got a one-way ticket To take you to the other side I got a one-way ticket So come along and don't be shy They call me Mr. Tinkertrain That's how I got to get my name They call me Mr. Tinkertrain So come along and play my game You'll never be the same Close the curtains and turn out the lights Beneath my wing it's gonna be alright A little secret just for you and me Oh, baby, I've got the kind of toys you've never seen Man-made and a bit obscene Little angel come and sit upon my knee I got a one-way ticket To take you to the other side I got a one-way ticket So come along and don't be shy They call me Mr. Tink...