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Shit Boat (No Fans) - Alestorm

Shit Boat (No Fans)Alestorm


Lyrics
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn

Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your poopdeck is a shithole and your rudder is crap
And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic
And all your crew look like lego bricks

Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
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Letra:
Tu barco pirata puede comerse una bolsa de pollas
Tu barco pirata puede comerse una bolsa de pollas gigantes
Tu pequeño bote de mierda es una puta broma
Son solo las sobras no deseadas de un remolcador
Tu barco pirata puede comerse una bolsa de pollas
Tu barco pirata puede comerse una bolsa gigante de pollas
Será mejor que nos des todo el dinero de tu cofre del tesoro
O Kristof se va a cagar en tu maldito césped

Tu barco pirata puede comerse una bolsa de pollas
Tu barco pirata puede comerse una bolsa gigante de pollas
Tu cubierta de mierda es un pozo de mierda y tu timón es una mierda
Y tus cañones son incapaces de disparar a veinte pies
Tu barco pirata puede comerse una bolsa de pollas
Tu barco pirata puede comerse una bolsa gigante de pollas
Tu estúpido timonel es alcohólico.
Y toda tu tripulación parece ladrillos de lego

Tu barco pirata puede comerse una bolsa de pollas
Tu barco pirata puede comerse una bolsa gigante de pollas
Tu pequeño bote de mierda es una puta broma
Son solo las sobras no deseadas de un remolcador
Tu barco pirata puede comerse una bolsa de pollas
Tu barco pirata puede comerse una bolsa gigante de pollas
Será mejor que nos des todo el dinero de tu cofre del tesoro
O Kristof se va a cagar en tu maldito césped
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