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Chomp Chomp - Alestorm

Chomp Chomp

Alestorm


Lyrics:
Chomp chomp!
Chomp chomp!

Sailing out of Mexico heading up to New Orleans
Heard about the biggest treasure horde outside the Caribbean
One stormy night in Caillou Bay we smashed into the reef
A flash of claws, a crash of jaws, a load of big white teeth

If you see an alligator
In your refrigerator
You better say see ya later
Or you might end up dead
They say you should never smile
Right at a crocodile
He'll drag you down into the deep
And eat your fucking head

Chomp chomp!
Chomp chomp!

Chomp Chomp Chomp

Our captain was the first to go, he got ripped into shreds
Still screaming as the alligator swallowed down his legs
One by one the crew all died in several nasty ways
The vision of that massacre still haunts me to this day

If you find a giant cayman
You're gonna have a really bad day man
There's nothing more to say than
I won't see you in a while
Not even Russell Crowe
With a giant crossbow
Ain't got a snowballs chance in hell
To save you from that crocodile

Chomp chomp!
Chomp chomp!

Why oh why, did I jump into that swamp?
Mauled to death by alligators, all singing chomp chomp chomp
Time to die, on a sub-aquatic romp
Mauled to death by alligators, all singing chomp chomp chomp

Chomp chomp!
Chomp chomp!
Chomp chomp!
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Letra:
Chomp chomp!
Chomp chomp!

Navegando fuera de México rumbo a Nueva Orleans
Oí hablar acerca de la horda de tesoros más grande fuera del Caribe
Una noche de tormenta en Caillou Bay nos estrellamos contra el arrecife
Un destello de garras, un choque de mandíbulas, una carga de grandes dientes blancos

Si ves un cocodrilo
En tu refrigerador
Será mejor que digas hasta luego
O podrías terminar muerto
Dicen que nunca debes sonreír
Justo delante de un cocodrilo
Él te arrastrará a lo profundo
Y se comerá tu jodida cabeza

Chomp chomp!
Chomp chomp!

Chomp Chomp Chomp

Nuestro capitán fue el primero en irse, lo destrozaron en pedazos
Todavía estaba gritando cuando el cocodrilo se tragó las piernas
Uno por uno, la tripulación murió de varias maneras desagradables.
La visión de esa masacre todavía me persigue hasta el día de hoy.

Si encuentras un caimán gigante
Vas a tener un mal día, hombre
No hay nada más que decir que
"No te veré por un tiempo"
Ni siquiera Russell Crowe
Con una ballesta gigante
Tiene oportunidad alguna 
Para salvarte de ese cocodrilo

Chomp chomp!
Chomp chomp!

¿Por qué oh por qué, me metí en ese pantano?
Muerto mutilado por caimanes, todos cantando chomp chomp chomp
Hora de morir, en un jugueteo subacuático
Muerto mutilado por caimanes, todos cantando chomp chomp chomp

Chomp chomp!
Chomp chomp!
Chomp chomp!

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