Penis Song (Not The Noel Coward Song)

Penis Song (Not The Noel Coward Song) - Monty Python

Penis Song

Monty Python

Lyrics:

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?

Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?

It's swell to have a stiffy

It's divine to own a dick

From the tiniest little tadger

To the world's biggest prick

So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas

Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake

Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend

Your Percy or your cock

You can wrap it up in ribbons

You can slip it in your sock

But don't take it out in public

Or they will stick you in the dock

And you won't come back

Thank you very much

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Letra:

¿No es terriblemente bueno tener un pene?

¿No es terriblemente bueno tener un carajo?

Se hincha para tener una erección

Es divino tener una polla

Desde el nabo más pequeño

Al mayor aguijón del mundo

Así que dale saludos para tu Willy o John Thomas

¡Hurra por tu serpiente de un solo ojo!

Tu pedazo de cerdo, el mejor amigo de tu esposa.

Tus partes o tu polla

Puedes envolverla en cintas.

Puedes deslizarla en tu calcetín.

Pero no lo saques en público.

O te pegarán en el falo

Y no volverás

Muchas gracias

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