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Fucked With An Anchor - Alestorm

Fucked With An Anchor

Alestorm



Lyrics:
Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor
You're all cunts so fuck you all

Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor
You're all cunts so fuck you all
Go!

For 30 odd years I have lived with this curse
My vocabulary was stunted at birth
By a witchdoctor from over the seas
Casting his strange voodoo magic on me
Now when I speak, it's rather absurd
An endless tirade of four letter words
I lash out in anger at all in my way
Shocking unspeakable things that I say

Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor
You're all cunts so fuck you all

Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor
You're all cunts so fuck you all

Fuck you!

Long I have waited to have my revenge
To bring that witchdoctor to his bitter end
So I have gathered a ship and a crew
We're sailing to find him, we know what to do
On a dark moonless night, when he least suspects
We'll creep up behind him, so hard to detect
We'll bring out our anchor by the light of the stars
And shove it inside of his big fuckin' arse

Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor
You're all cunts so fuck you all

Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor
You're all cunts so fuck you all

Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor
You're all cunts so fuck you all

Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor
You're all cunts so fuck you all
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Letra:
¡Que os jodan! Sois unos malditos idiotas
Os vamos a golpear  en las pelotas
¡Que os follen! Con una puta ancla
Sois todos unos coños así que iros a la mierda

¡Que os jodan! Sois unos malditos idiotas
Os vamos a golpear  en las pelotas
¡Que os follen! Con una puta ancla
Sois todos unos coños así que iros a la mierda
¡Vamos!

Durante 30 años impares he vivido con esta maldición
Mi vocabulario se atrofió
Por culpa un brujo de los mares
Lanzando su extraña magia vudú sobre mí
Ahora cuando hablo, es bastante absurdo
Un interminable ataque de palabras de cuatro letras
Arremetí de ira contra todo lo que se interpuso en mi camino
Impactantes cosas indescriptibles que digo

¡Que os jodan! Sois unos malditos idiotas
Os vamos a golpear  en las pelotas
¡Que os follen! Con una puta ancla
Sois todos unos coños así que iros a la mierda

¡Que os jodan! Sois unos malditos idiotas
Os vamos a golpear  en las pelotas
¡Que os follen! Con una puta ancla
Sois todos unos coños así que iros a la mierda

¡Que os jodan!

Cuánto he esperado para tener mi venganza
Para llevar a ese hechicero a su amargo final
Así que he reunido un barco y una tripulación
Estamos navegando para encontrarlo, sabemos qué hacer
En una noche oscura y sin luna, cuando menos lo espere
Nos arrastraremos detrás de él, tan difícil de detectar
Vamos a sacar nuestro ancla a la luz de las estrellas
Y meterlo dentro de su puto culo enorme

¡Que os jodan! Sois unos malditos idiotas
Os vamos a golpear  en las pelotas
¡Que os follen! Con una puta ancla
Sois todos unos coños así que iros a la mierda

¡Que os jodan! Sois unos malditos idiotas
Os vamos a golpear  en las pelotas
¡Que os follen! Con una puta ancla
Sois todos unos coños así que iros a la mierda

¡Que os jodan! Sois unos malditos idiotas
Os vamos a golpear  en las pelotas
¡Que os follen! Con una puta ancla
Sois todos unos coños así que iros a la mierda

¡Que os jodan! Sois unos malditos idiotas
Os vamos a golpear  en las pelotas
¡Que os follen! Con una puta ancla
Sois todos unos coños así que iros a la mierda

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